He is, in fact, a bitch.
A filthy bitch
“If you’re too insecure to wash your nasty-ass stank smell off because of a nice smell, you ARE a bitch, and a whiny one at that. When you grow up to be a REAL man, my body wash will still be there, not giving a shit about what dangles between your legs or what you think is or isn’t manly.”
Who said that?
A hypothetical response when someone complains that they can’t use a certain soap over a mildly flowery scent.
The quotes really threw me for a loop.
I ain’t no bitch
Makes somebody else get him body wash, whines about the scent of what was offered in lieu.
Dude’s a total bitch lol
Fragile masculinity
My friend from Korea once said “I think most American men’s entire personality is built around trying to prove to everyone they’re not gay”. Pretty much sums it up.
Ya then look at the military. My dad spent 8 years in the airforce and he swears it was the most homoerotic 8 years of his life even tho he’s straight. Gay shit is so common in the military it’s laughable whenever conservatives try to hold military men as the gold standard for what a man is. Meanwhile a whole platoon of Marines are seeing is Jim Bob can deep throat the plotoons gaint black dildo. But totally as a joke… Why does the platoon have a dildo… Don’t ask don’t tell.
WHAT BRO WHO U CALLING FRAGILE 😡
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Real men shower with crude oil💪
Real men don’t shower 💪💪
Real men bathe only in the perspiration of their gym bros 💪💪💪
Can anyone join that or do you need to have a gym membership?
Do other people normally ask acquaintances to buy them body wash? This is a situation that has literally never occurred to me.
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Which is nice when the item in question is like “onions” or “apples”. Things that don’t have a ton of variety or choice.
There are so many soaps and he seems like a little bitch, the kind that will want to smell each one to make sure it’s manly.
I don’t really care about all the options I’d say get me Body Wash bro and id be happy with almost all scents. Maybe mint isn’t great as it feels cold, but I’d still be appreciative and it’s on me to say any not mint.
I’m not trying to be a dick about it but I love that you used apples and onions as an example of things with minimal variety when one of those is the most varied product class in the produce department. For onions there are red, green, white, yellow, and shallots. Most of those are different enough that you’d see and taste a swap out immediately. Then, with apples, there are so many varieties at this point, even without including the more niche varieties, a well supplied produce department can have an entire section just for types of apples. They could probably be knocked down into half a dozen categories but many people will be able to differenciate them enough to complain. Most other things are relatively unvaried, maybe a binary split, some a literal monoculture, but those two…
Dude just wants whatever has a dragon, wolf, or forest on it, he ain’t thinking deeper than that.
I ain’t no bitch
Proceeds to bitch.
Your boyfriend can buy his own damn butthole soap
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You should remind him the next time he asks you to buy body wash
Double homocide.
Maybe remind him of that when he’s rude like this. He’s bitching at you for not doing him a favour - taking it for granted. And then insulting you for your choice in shower gel.
He cones across as a bit of an asshat.
a real man would fuckin love some bulgarian rose scented shit.
only some insecure little twat would balk at smelling decent.
Yeah, I’m not going out buying some “manly” beard conditioner, when my wife has a perfectly fine, pink bottle of rose scented “girl” conditioner that I can use for my beard just fine. Saves me a trip.
Lol, same.
I showered at a relatives and liked their fruity (as in, actual fruit smell, not as in the pejorative) body wash so much that I’ve been buying it for myself for 6+ years now.
Why is it your job to get your roommate body wash? If he’s so picky about the soap he uses, tell him to get all dolled up and go buy it himself.
Yeah, definitely not liking the dynamic in that conversation. How are you ‘too busy’ to go into the store?
Yeah even the first message sounds shitty outside of anything that isn’t a D/S kink lol. So many better ways to word that where it’s not “did you follow through with my demand?”
“Hey man checking on that body wash I asked you about”
“Oh sorry I forgot”
“No worries, since I don’t like your rose stuff, I’ll just pour a few coors lights over myself right before I dry off. Try to grab it next time you’re out if you can, thanks”
Seriously, sounds like OP is in an abusive relationship.
They kind of are, just based on the need for housing rather than a romantic connection… which actually describes a number of ‘battered wives’ scenarios, now that I think of it.
Because this is a fake conversation
Bruh I’d steal my sister’s shampoo. I never gave a quarter of a fuck. It was cool though because women would tell me I smell nice.
Yeah the thing about the scents women pick is they pick scents that they like to smell
Whether those scents get them horny is a different question
Any time I buy body wash, I pick a few that I like, then run those by my wife to see which one she likes the most. That’s the one I get.
You’re telling me my Extreme Sport Muscle Mustang Power Jizm scent isn’t preferred by women!?
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Being told I smell nice is why I’ve used women’s soap and deodorant since I was small. I would rather smell vaguely like a field of wildflowers, a warm summer breeze, and fresh-washed linens than
whatever the fuck Axe is meant to bea gun in a pine forest (edit courtesy of /u/Stern)Right? Dude just spurned one of the easiest ways to get a comment from a girl, smelling like something girls would likely choose as a candle scent or other aromatic. Dude would probably rather smell like aged free-range bull piss “for the pheromones” or some shit.
The fact that much of the world has defined masculinity as “rugged, raw, and remorseless rock n’ roll” is just wild to me.
Imagine denying yourself the ability to enjoy flowery scents and having emotions just to prove that you have a penis.
Toxic masculinity harms fucking everyone
Fucking everyone harms toxic masculinity
Seriously. For some people cooking, baking, sewing, cleaning, doing the dishes, laundry are all for women and not “manly”. A “manly man” is then someone who cannot take care of himself at all and needs a mother/nanny substitute his whole life just to survive. And that’s somehow “strong”???
You don’t even need to have emotions while using a scented body wash. You can just go “ah, roses, cool” and get on with it.
There is a legitimate reason to prefer something else. I would also want something that provides freshness in a minty/salty/whatever way. Roses do smell nice, but I would rather have something associated with icy/sporty freshness. But assuming it’s feminine just because it smells like flowers… consult renaissance folks.
I wouldn’t say being unable to buy your own soap is rugged
Used to do IT for a small meat packing plant; would shoot the shit with the warehouse guys whenever they came in for a break. Bunch of 20-something guys slinging 20-60 pound boxes of meat all day.
Power went out one time, and we’re all sitting around waiting to see if the power is going to come back quickly enough that we don’t need to start unloading all the inventory; and one of them expressed a need to use the facilities. I told him the bathroom was right there; it didn’t need power to flush.
There were no windows, and he didn’t want to end up peeing all over the floor.
I pointed out that if he sat down, he wouldn’t need to aim.
“I’m not gonna sit to pee!”
“Dude, it’s not like it’s gonna fall off.”
“It might!”
i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don’t have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.
the only bad thing is apparently some men think it’s not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I’m tall anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.
I don’t think it matters, I’m straight. I love sitting down.
standing up takes effort. sitting does not.
Butt how do you get up? /o\
i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee
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Stories like these and the multiple ones about dudes not wiping after they shit gives me serious pause when considering my other cis hets’ mental faculties. Shiiiit, I usually only go once a day in the morning but it my crack is itching I’ll wet down some toilet paper just to make sure I got everything. Do these weirdos actually enjoy having an itchy ass‽
More fun facts.
Many men don’t wash their ass in the shower because it’s considered gay.
Also 1/3rd of Americans and Europeans only change their bed sheets once a year.
Also 1/3rd of Americans and Europeans only change their bed sheets once a year.
Prolly cuz of how much time and energy it takes. I have a larger washer and it’s 2 loads minimum to wash my fucking set
My washer is fairly standard I think, 7 or 8 kilo, and it definitely only takes one load to get it washed. Granted it scales with the amount of beds you have so if you’ve a larger family it’ll be way more work.
JFC we really are doomed. Maybe we deserve it if something as basic hygiene is considered to determine your sexual orientation! Like really‽ If anything, to me, it’s a matter of comfort. Do they expect a significant other to do it for them? This kinda thinking is so far outside my wheelhouse that I’m actually feeling discomfort trying to empathize with them!
How would he handle things if he needs to pee and poo? Like, does he do one, switch positions, and then the other? It just sounds super inconvenient and involved.
Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.
Oh whew. I am not thrilled about this comment. Turtlehead in particular paints such a picture… I feel like I’ve been mildly defiled today.
As a cis man, I sometimes pee sitting down but only at home, never in a public bathroom. I go as far as lifting the toilet seat with my foot. The less contact the better. Maybe if I touched the bowl with my dick it would fall off, not taking any chances
Yeah, It wouldn’t be so bad if the toilets weren’t completely covered in pee.
I think that other guy was joking and the problem was, I dunno, fearing to stumble when standing up.
I think it was mostly the fact that if he did go at that point, the other warehouse guys would decide he had indeed sat down to pee, regardless of what actually happened.
Dude move out. Fuck this chode.
He’s talking to you like your his gf that he beats
A man can certainly buy his own body wash on his own time. He’s acting like a little bitch fo sho.
Yeah, “I’m busy” isn’t your roommate’s problem.
What an asshole. This is your room mate?! Why is he treating you like you’re his personal assistant and he’s gods gift to you? I’m so fucking confused
Maybe they just take turns grocery shopping?
Maybe for shared groceries, why would they need help with personal items?
they take turns shopping
Right? Like does that asshole also purchase groceries for his roommate, or is it just a one way street?
Who the fuck texts like that, I refuse to believe that’s a real person , or it’s some Shadow the Hedgehog furry
