Are your cars shit or do people really fucking hate you?.. Or both. Imma go with both.

🎶It’s beginning to look a lot like enshitification,
Everywhere you go,
Just look at Reddit and x, they’re all a mess,
With racist Nazi bigots and all the transphobes.

Who’d have thought that a company that makes blog software would be so fucking entertaining to watch.

Woah, it really is the 1980s again. Time to get some cocaine I guess.

Wikipedia has it at 1.5-2% but that’s only for people born in Africa who immigrated to sweden, it doesn’t include natural born citizens, so that’s probably where they got their info from.

I hate it when you find a good video, it does the job really well, so a few days later you’re like, yeah let’s watch that one again, you type in every single description you can about the video and find everything else but the video you want and they’re barely anywhere near as good.

Hell I’d take an AI porn search engine for now, let me describe in detail what the video I’m looking for is so I can finally see it again.

I wish there was a way to toggle on the profile bios, display pictures and Banna on Voyager, I get why people don’t want it, but I like seeing people’s bios and stuff.

Where’s my 15 minutes of fame?

You squandered it in 1993.

You can do number 2 already, just press and hold on the community name and a little menu pops up with block community.

That just makes having a wank more thrilling, getting close knowing you’re about to reach a 100 grand fine that day.

America, edging its way to a theocracy.

Why is it always people who look like they’re midway through a heart attack that want to do horrible things like this?

Did he really ruin BuzzFeed tho?

That’s like saying he ruined a piece of shit by shitting on it.

Well, we’re definitely gonna need to see this now.

What ever happened to the dude who had millions of coins stored on a password protected drive that he forgot the password to and was on his last attempt to unlock it?

It’s either that or we can kill them all. - Rubio

🎶 The land of the free and the home of the brave!

Was it right?

I did not rizz her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not rizz her I did naaahhtttt.

Just fill them with helium.

Russia, not everything can be a submarine.