DUMBASS

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

They double dip so much it’s hard to tell.

CIA is still around.

Man, one tactical shot and we could of done a mega Luigi.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

Its both.

Busy booking flights.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Just stand in this air lock and we will deliver your Free health care.

That’s alright, we’ll just feed those facist cunts to the crocks, would solve a whole lot of problems for us.

Everyday I wake up happy I’m not American.

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

So someone got caught giving a whale a handy and claimed they’re trying to stimulate it to stop inbreeding and now it’s a standard.

That’s how I’m gonna take it and I refuse to see it any other way.