Or you could knit one and it would cost a small fraction of that. Etsy business incoming.

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No way. Who’d believe it? There’s surely no precedent for this.

What? That’s nonsense. You get a job on merit, not because you’re riding someone.

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Been waiting for this much lauded second coming slash Armageddon for a while now. Any day now, I’m sure.

I’ve sold my soul several times. Why not?

It makes politics a quasi-religion, which is a dangerous thing.

The whole American thing of using your kids as political adverts, making them wear slogans, and indoctrination at an early age into things they shouldn’t be thinking about, is one of the many insane things about America.

How Americans aren’t leaving in droves I’ll never know. Absolute shithole dystopia.

Soggy fries are the worst of all fries.

Someone smarter than me = literally anyone

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Our murder rates are only high if you count white males.

A tweet.

She literally called, at a time of particular social tension after a mass murder of children, for people to be burned alive, whose crime was being brown and in her country. Men, women, and children.

She’s been lauded as some kind of martyr by the right, who compare every other sentence to hers.

She’s a piece of shit, as evidenced by her acting like a piece of shit.

Each day I think he can’t get more stupid, and each day I’m wrong.

It is a phone. They’re just getting shitty phones and golding them up, but they do exist. I’m sure some guy bought one of the early incarnations and took it apart to show how shit it was. Now they use a different cheap phone.

Still a scam, of course.

Cool and all, but you were not natives of Scotland.

They look cheap and nasty based on the packaging alone. Looks like my kid made it in school.

I have a laptop, mobile, and two monitors. Jack of all trades.