Never been happier to not own any smart home devices. I see the point of having the Bluetooth alarms for like a washer and an oven but just be on the same floor as the oven and time out when the loads are done. Eventually you just get with it.

My toaster, air fryer, microwave, espresso machine and electric kettle. None of them are connected to wifi or Bluetooth. I think my ice maker has connectivity abilities but isn’t set up. I think the only thing I have that’s set up for being wireless and smart is the computers and my printer.

So I guess I’ll just bill the data centers for ink if iit starts printing random shit.