How many cringy fake-cute smarmy “Byes!” does it take to get to the center of an actual block? The world may never know…

What’s the overlap of “people who blindly fire at perceived trespassers” and “people who are going to say ‘ah, Maria, my Amazon deliveryperson’”?

Soon to appear:

“…by the TOTALLY NOT GENOCIDAL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT BRO I PROMIIIIISE government of Israel has…”

[Edited By: Gigi Getngahu]

There are a zillion non religious ways that the “good parts” of any religion are realized.

The ways in which the evil parts of religion manifest are much more unique.

You want to be “not a piece of shit”? You can take both of your cents and do it without any of the trappings of religion.

Who animated this shambling, tired malthusian corpse

Affordable? No, not to many people’s finances

Relatively cheap for a new car? Unfortunately

A tough combination in a country where having a car is essentially mandatory in all but a few cities

Agreed. Unfortunate that many times this is met with some smug shit about “wanting echo chambers”

Not wanting a feed full of modern phrenology and a 20 page analysis about how this weeks 13 year old black kid getting murdered by the cops for looking at them wrong is “totally fine and actually should happen more” does NOT mean I “want echo chambers”

Gosh this giant group of White Nationalists wants to come to my house for my birthday, well wow golly gee every opinion is a rich and valuable thing better let them in

These “wait and see” dingdongs have somehow not learned from decades/centuries of history about how “hearing people out” in situations like this only leads to negative outcomes.

We’ll let in a little Aunt Fash, Liberty Mom, candidate for Alaklabraska school board, as a treat

Different points of view will EnLiGhTeN

You know this headline is fake because Cybertruck fan boys would never ever act like it’s anything but a 100% perfect personal space shuttle + superiority license

Ty for this great pasta moment

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’ve authored multiple FOSS libraries, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret application deployments on Production and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am…”