Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imaging asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath!
Blowjobs are psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite.
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Hello fellow male
This has to be bait.
The bait of a master.
The lack of thrusting makes the finish be only surface level and not deep from within where you feel truly released.
lack of thrusting
I think you’ve just been getting mid BJs
Updoot for sure. That opinion is definitely rotten.
I feel like this is ops humble brag about him having a big penis.
Well, this is unpopular allright. To each their own, I guess, but blowjobs are amazing. Especially done right. About the visuals of it, whatever. I’ve been blowed in complete absence of light so many times that I find that part preposterous. Also, gargling is just natural, can’t tell someone not do it.
Gargle sounds while giving a blowjob are completely unneeded, based on porn and stupid. Not kinkshaming, just saying.
I’ve had a lot of mind blowing blowjobs, but I’ve met two people who just didn’t know what they were doing when it came to my equipment and those were not good.
This is the kind of idiotic take I could imagine I’d have if all my experiences were like those two.
Alright, this is truly an unpopular opinion 😂
Just want to add that this kinda works the other way around, too. Giving blowjobs is totally underrated and extremely pleasant and rewarding.
Please don’t ask how I know…It’s 2026, you’re allowed to like giving blowjobs, we won’t slut shame you.
I’ll sub shame you though.
Oh no! That’s their kink!
I figured, I’m a helper like that.
I think porn’s deep desire to force deep-throating and arsehole licking is worse.
As someone who has never had my dick cut the only good feeling is the sucking and licking of the head.
I’m so so sorry for everyone circumcised
Agree.
That was 100% my point and you gave me more information to prove my point… Thank you very much
The average blowjob is mid. Mid is not the ceiling; far from it.
Find a curvy vegan chick who agrees to 69 you. That’s the only animal protein she gets (you consent so it’s ok) so she will pull out all the stops. You’ll be gasping afterward, and not from having your face buried in her pussy.
wtf did I just read
Can confirm thicc vegan girls slob like it’s survival
Yeah, but you have to be on a vegan diet, forced to listen to LezFolk music, and you’re sneaking cheeseburgers on the sly, etc. That’s no way to live.
I just wonder why it is called blowjob instead of suckjob, or perhaps vacuumjob?
It makes you blow a load.
Skill issue
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I never came from a blowjob (and even less from a hand-job that was not self-administered). The fact that people think these acts work even as foreplay has me flabbergasted.
This is a shitty post OP. I wholeheartedly agree.
I thought this at one point. I was wrong, thankfully.
