Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?

Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imaging asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath!

Blowjobs are psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite.

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    The lack of thrusting makes the finish be only surface level and not deep from within where you feel truly released.

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    Gargle sounds while giving a blowjob are completely unneeded, based on porn and stupid. Not kinkshaming, just saying.

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    I’ve had a lot of mind blowing blowjobs, but I’ve met two people who just didn’t know what they were doing when it came to my equipment and those were not good.

    This is the kind of idiotic take I could imagine I’d have if all my experiences were like those two.

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    Alright, this is truly an unpopular opinion 😂

    Just want to add that this kinda works the other way around, too. Giving blowjobs is totally underrated and extremely pleasant and rewarding.
    Please don’t ask how I know…

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      It’s 2026, you’re allowed to like giving blowjobs, we won’t slut shame you.

      I’ll sub shame you though.

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    I think porn’s deep desire to force deep-throating and arsehole licking is worse.

    As someone who has never had my dick cut the only good feeling is the sucking and licking of the head.

    I’m so so sorry for everyone circumcised

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    The average blowjob is mid. Mid is not the ceiling; far from it.

    Find a curvy vegan chick who agrees to 69 you. That’s the only animal protein she gets (you consent so it’s ok) so she will pull out all the stops. You’ll be gasping afterward, and not from having your face buried in her pussy.

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    I never came from a blowjob (and even less from a hand-job that was not self-administered). The fact that people think these acts work even as foreplay has me flabbergasted.

    This is a shitty post OP. I wholeheartedly agree.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I actually agree with this. I have never had a blowjob that felt better than just vaginal or anal sex.

    But, then again, I can’t blow myself. Maybe everyone who has given me one sucks at sucking. 🤷‍♂️

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    I love love LOVE giving head but I’m with you on the gagging and gargle sounds. Bleh! That can ruin porn for me VERY quickly.

    Maybe I’m weird but for me oral sex has always been more intimate than standard, as such it’s always required more communication between me and my partner, and with the increased communication it means everyone’s having some great orgasms.