Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imaging asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath!
Blowjobs are psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite.
I’ve had a lot of mind blowing blowjobs, but I’ve met two people who just didn’t know what they were doing when it came to my equipment and those were not good.
This is the kind of idiotic take I could imagine I’d have if all my experiences were like those two.