Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?

Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imaging asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath!

Blowjobs are psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite.

  • IamMoonPie@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    I love love LOVE giving head but I’m with you on the gagging and gargle sounds. Bleh! That can ruin porn for me VERY quickly.

    Maybe I’m weird but for me oral sex has always been more intimate than standard, as such it’s always required more communication between me and my partner, and with the increased communication it means everyone’s having some great orgasms.