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gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 天前

there's mostly only two relentless hardships in programming: networking issues, naming things, and off by one errors.

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there's mostly only two relentless hardships in programming: networking issues, naming things, and off by one errors.

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 天前
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    what happened to cache invalidation?

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      8 天前

      Distributed systems.

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      Networking Issues is probably Cache Invalidation in Disguise.

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        …it’s dns again isn’t it

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          No, definitely not!

          …

          …

          but actually yes

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          https://isitdns.com/

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            If you visit the site via its IP address, it says no.

            Source: I made that up.

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              Surprise SNI error

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        I keep seeing “networking is hard” come up here. Where is this coming from? Is it IPv6 or something?

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          Networking is so easy nowadays. Just plug a network cable into your device and it mostly works out of the box. Don’t you guys remember the bad old times of coax cables and token ring?

          Imagine providing a public WiFi before 1993, even if you ignore the fact that WiFis had a cable back then.

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            I’m not old enough to having been bothered by network rings and grew up with the high-tech that were end resistors.

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            WiFis had a cable back then

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            The most important technique to master: The Ping and Wiggle.

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          I started in networks.

          The volume of people who work in technology that don’t understand networking is astonishing. I probably spent more time explaining how a web proxy works than I did actually setting things up.

          Firewall rules? Spells and magic. Routing? Unpossible! DNS? Forget it, I’m going home.

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            Subnetting and the difference between /8 and /24 or /32 and how you allocate IP addresses between them has always been crazy for me to grasp.

            I feel like if I could finally understand that after 20 years … I’d be happy but no here I am, effectively ignorant to it and looking at networking wizards as true wizards

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            It’s always DNS…

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            People lack the necessary motivation. I explained DHCP, IP, and ports to my kids in like 10 minutes. Because otherwise they couldn’t play Minecraft together.

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        Low TTL of dns entries is there to avoid classical Cache Invalidation, so kind of…

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      OP might be suffering from cache misses. (Or maybe hasn’t yet learnt about it.)

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