slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square145linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 hours ago6ft isn’t even particularly tall in the USA
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 hours agoI suspect this guy went on a drug bender and fucked a donkey.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 hours agoHe was also supposed to be not particularly attractive, based on old testament prophesy about the messiah
6ft isn’t even particularly tall in the USA
I suspect this guy went on a drug bender and fucked a donkey.
He was also supposed to be not particularly attractive, based on old testament prophesy about the messiah