You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn’t fix the problem?

obligatory sales guy vs web dude.
Yeah I keep hearing that office isn’t working.
And I am wondering why the fuck does no one open the local version, cause surely they wouldn’t be stupid enough to have the apps in the cloud too.
surely they wouldn’t be stupid enough to
Whenever these words are uttered, they’re usually not true.
You mean why would corporate want everything in the cloud? Hmm… Well, I can think of a few reasons why you’d want email and calendars and online meeting to be, well, online.
One idea I have is that there was a massive data breach and micrslop pulled the plug to fix it. There was already many breaches this year and they all involve microslop. Like CanvASS which is used in schools. Many students use those sloppy emails as their main one so plenty of data to harvest. Just my two cents.
We can safely assume it’s hard to fix because of AI coding. Two days is a long time for skilled software developers, unless of course nobody wrote any of the related code.
I don’t disagree. I was trying to reference that other nations are catching up and have more manpower, so I don’t think that it should be written off anymore as a possibility.
They forgot to download more RAM.
DISM.exe?
Did you mean… Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth
Dism/online/cleanup-image /restorehealth
Then do your sfc/scannow
And throw in a chkdsk /f for fun.
Those are just arguments being passed to DISM.exe
I wish my company were doing something important enough to get outraged by this and I could finally pitch them installing a local server.
Well, that didn’t happen and I was the only one most inconvenienced by it despite not have anything on OneDrive.I went mushroom picking. This is how I hear that there’s an outrage. ¯\(ツ)/¯
unrelated, but the correct format is ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯, you need to escape both the backtick and the underscores. technically you can leave the second underscore unescaped but it might couple to a random other one and turn half your comment into italics
anyway, hope the mushrooms are nice
You butchered it as well, silly
i typed ¯\\\\\\\_(ツ)\\\_/¯ to render as ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ to communicate that if you type ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ it renders as ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But what did you type to get that first version though?
What did you type then to get this!
¯\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\_(ツ)\\\\\\\_/¯
It’s an outrage!!!
Go back to foraging, it’s better than this.
Around 2am CST my work emails started coming through again. Can’t wait to see how they spin this.
My prediction is that this is going to be spun in a way that’s like, “See? We need more hyperscale data centers so this type of thing doesn’t happen!”
They need to contact the system administrator
How is LibreOffice looking right now, huh?
Completely sloppified.
https://wiki.documentfoundation.org/Development/AI_policy
Before you can start using LLMs, you must request permission from the Engineering Steering Committee by sending an email to the developer mailing list. In the request, point out your non-trivial contributions to LibreOffice and explain why you need to use LLMs. The ESC will reach out to you after reviewing your request.
That’s sloppified; the only sane amount of AI is zero.
? Looked this one up and only found a couple community contributions that had any ai usage at all. Seems like they’ve taken a fairly hard stance.
The only sane amount of AI is zero.
Regardless of this opinion I don’t think it’s fair to say “completely sloppified”
Almost as good as WordCraft.
I feel a little bad for abandoning all the FOSS versions of software I’ve learned over the years (GIMP, Inkscape, FreeCAD, LibreOffice, Kdenlive) but I’m having a lot of fun learning the SlopCraft stack
Same. Big learning curve on some of them if you’ve never used the originals. Nice that they run so happily on my 14 year old Debian laptop as well.
WordCraft should be called WordSlop
You can have paid MicroSlop slop that gives them access to your data for training models or open source CraftSlop slop that doesn’t. Neither works worth a shit, so pick your poison. Either that, or just use slop-free LibreOffice.
i’m afraid that’s already taken by microslop word
So all of our emails are gone, right?
I cannot imagine the unbridled joy I would feel if Microsoft’s data got wiped. Even just emails.
If all of my org’s cloud-only storage had been wiped out, I would have been so happy.
Well, if the problem persists, contact the program vendor.
You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn’t fix the problem?
defrag c: /f /vI hope there is someone proposing to format en reinstall Windows like their forums always suggest for minor issues.
Is this not how ansible and infrastructure as code is supposed to kind of work? If an instance acts up, kill it and redeploy?
Switch to Linux!
Switched two years ago! Ironically that involved the new installation of an OS as well…
That’s always my recommendation to friends with windows problems. 15% of the time it works every time.
Reintalling Windows surprisingly solves those minor issues, however doing a reinstall just for that is insane.







