Make signs that say “I support ________ ______” and let the media fill in the blanks for you.

Righto chap, hop in the prison lorry then!

Pooing?

Punishment for an adult man doing this: Prison

Punishment for a 13 year old by doing this: Publish his browsing and search history in the school newsletter.

Who’s shit-talking? They are all rough jobs in one way or another, and have their strengths and weaknesses. Some Devs specialise because the product/company is big, others generalise because the product/company is tiny and they barely have enough money to pay you, let alone seperate frontend and backend Devs, so you have to moonlight as a food van cook to make ends meet and also you live in the food van and sleep on the floor and stay warm from the exhaust of the meat fridge, every waking moment is a living nightmare and you haven’t had a proper shower in weeks because the stalls in the gym are always packed with horny gay men who are terrible kissers and don’t understand that you just want to be held for a minute jfc

Shan’t not

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

I tried really hard to get a named CloudFlare tunnel working with a domain name I registered (I share my personal home videos with a non technical family member in Italy) but couldn’t get it working no matter what I tried.

We can go further. We could take away your fancy "URL"s and just use IP addresses for navigation.

Heck, we could do away with TCP/IP altogether and network over serial. It’s a perfectly functional protocol with several baud rates to choose from. I like ol’ reliable 9600, but I sometimes dabble in 115200 when I’m feeling adventurous.

Just pretend to be a lawyer. What are they gonna do, sue you?

Many navies, inc Australian Navy, allow beards, whereas airforce and army don’t.

Not sure why, I think it was originally associated with limited water supply on subs or something. But they have to be neatly trimmed and fit properly into their OCCABA mask.

Thank you for your service, marine!

He wants Iran to not have missiles because then Iran will buy his missiles

Who said that?

The thumbnail had me reminiscing of the poster for The Descent

I’ve never met a Billy Mitchell that I didn’t hate.

This is a special chip, salt and vinegar flavour

Like it or not, YouTube still has a fuckton of good, informative tutorials and advice on how to fix things or make things made by individuals with a phone camera and no script, who make them not for money but for the pride in sharing their knowledge. I shared some fix it videos for my van and a very obscure phone, and consumed a lot of fix it videos for washing machines, motorbikes and furniture.

No amount of vibe coding will ever be able to match the absolute atrocities produced by a first year engineer

Plot twist, undercover cop car, back doors don’t open from the inside. You just arrested yourself!