Uniball eye fine

I’ve used the same one for 3 years at work and it only just started to run out, so I got another.

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

Renting out commercial properties are not a problem. Nobody needs a warehouse or an office or a hard stand to live. Most businesses either buy their own property or they need the flexibility to outgrow small offices, or to rent a hard stand for a few months or years.

Renting out residential property is and always will be parasite behaviour.

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?

Soviet bus shelters have more pizzaz than American McDonalds.

Chickens love pizza too

Fail early fail once.

Goose meme: Where do the original files come from? Where do the pirates get the files in the first place?!

I write long wordy emails with pictures all the time. The truth is, it’s not for the recipient, it’s actually for me, in 7 months time when I forgot that client ever existed and they pop back up wanting XYZ and I need to remember what we did last time.

The pictures and diagrams are for me.

The average modern website steals more personal data than this from you when you visit

Is the nice lady still inside?

“Yes hello I am your security detail, don’t worry I brought exactly enough bullets.”

Not seen: Prison-issued thigh high rainbow socks.

Adult planes don’t normally shed their wings until the end of their life, or in rare cases as part of SALT negotiations

8 aircraft crashed in the last 2 weeks.

Just never the right ones.

Why the fuck isn’t it called Raspberry Jam?!

The documentary film “Zootopia”

I understand several of those words.

Uranus Mychoice