Tar_Alcaran

Goddamn, Trump is literally my entitled cat.

If I give my normal cat a treat, it’s bad, because I didn’t give one to the entitled cat.

If I give both cats a treat, it’s bad, because I didn’t give the entitled cat more.

If I give the entitled cat two treats, it’s bad, because I also gave something to the normal cat.

Florida’s clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason…

Buddy, everyone has written you off now. No amount of ass kissing will fix, but some truth might persuade others (read: Europe) to send more aid

Have fun being a means to an end.

The US war of independence started mostly because super rich shipowners didn’t like the idea of tea not having to be transported to London first, but could come directly from India and Indonesia.

That would save a ton of money for the American colonists, but it would cut out all those wealthy shipowners (and smugglers) who ran the London-America routes.

So they lied to the people do their dirty work for them.

Someone give this poster control of a government agency! They’re super extra correct.

Sex trafficker AND rapist

I dislike this fact, because I very clearly remember when it was brand spanking new

I feel SO sorry for the few sane rational people in Florida some times.

Very slim odds there.

Only with worse vision, worse reflexes and probably worse pay

I’m sure the studio will launch by next year, like every Musk product.

You can move to most European countries and learn the language from the welcoming people there that can switch to English or use a translator if necessary.

Not in the Netherlands. Nobody will speak dutch to you, and will switch to English immediately if they detect an accent.

And of course, he’s a big fun of Putin.

Yes, but not competent ones.

Let’s hope the destroy themselves before they elect competent fascists instead of this bunch

Exactly. Basically nobody in their 30s can, say, drive a manual car without a synchro, unless they specifically practiced it, because there is zero need to learn that skill. And basically nobody under 20 can set port forwarding on a router because there is basically zero need for that skill.

When I wanted sound on Arkanoid, I HAD to learn IRQ settings, so I did. But now that stuff just works.

Plants rarely have their name written on them though

What weird snowflake

Which, in older machines, might happily pump a fuckton of gaseous helium into the room, potentially creating overpressure and squeezing the door shut while people suffocate.

So the guy made a million pounds over 12 years (on average 83k a year), and still makes 10k a year now.

Motherfucker, that amount of money means a comfy retirement for most people.