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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran

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Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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See Melania Trump chair a United Nations Security Council meeting to discuss education's role in promoting peace as the United States attacks Iran.
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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

    • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social
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      I’ll take the horse.

      • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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        Horse? I thought you said whores

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          Fine. Then I’ll take the whores.

          • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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            Here ya go

            • in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              They said whores, not horse.

            • DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org
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              He said whore, not cunt.

      • sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io
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        With blackjack! And hookers!

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        Loose? In a hospital?

    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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      Made his whore a senator?

    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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      Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.

      • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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        Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it’s true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it’s hard to separate the truth from the lies.

        • hector@lemmy.today
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          Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

          • IratePirate@feddit.org
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            About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

            We’ve advanced so much since then! We’ve put a pedophile in power, yet allow him to bury the evidence so nobody calls him that.

    • ChexMax@lemmy.world
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      Bubba was unavailable

  • tidderuuf@lemmy.world
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    Elephant in the room: “Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?”

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      I REALLY DONT CARE DO U

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      THE DOW
      THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND

      • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
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        UMMMM OVER 49000

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          Over 48,000 now

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Second Elephant in the room: trump.

      Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        Don’t insult elephants like that.

      • hector@lemmy.today
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        Don’t tell junior about the elephant.

        • village604@adultswim.fan
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          Or do tell him.

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      BIDENFLATION

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    Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?

    • Lukas Murch@thelemmy.club
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      “Doing jobs Americans won’t.”

      • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned
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        doing

        Performing.

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.

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      I’ve seen a few passages of this, the required qualifications definitely not include “ability to read”.

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      Ooh bad day to be literate

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    So Russia gets 2 seats?

    • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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      That’s why the Russian eagle has two heads.

      • hector@lemmy.today
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        What is the image superimposed over the eagle there?

        • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
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          It’s Saint George killing a dragon. He seems oddly ripped, though.

          • hector@lemmy.today
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            Oh thanks for the reply I never knew that was even part of their flag. It looks like the dude is spearing that eagle, not a very big dragon.

            • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
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              Well, it’s not on the flag, thankfully. The flag is just a tricolor. Putting coats of arms on flags is a bad idea.

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                Coats of arms are for rookies. Real flags have AK-47s.

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                  Gatdamn that goes hard

    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Nah, still just the same one for russia and one for israel.

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    Let ICE know.

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    Content for Melania 2.

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      I think they’re doing a reality TV series next, because this is what we deserve.

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    Is the UN failing citizens as well? Why was she even allowed to preside?

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      Because a country can assign whoever they want to be their representative, even if it makes a farce of the whole thing.

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      Because she make fuck.

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        To have the peace you must suck, suck, then you fuck, fuck and you get bukkake-peace. All over me face.

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      Trump is trying to undermine the UN because he wants to replace it with the “Board of peace” or genocide cover up committee

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    Why is an unelected person whose only claim to fame is being a baby chute for a pedophile representing us at the UN?

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      I didn’t think she had any kids

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    Yeah that was fucking weird.

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      Such an annoying moving picture in your name, have a little respect for yourself man.

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        Says the man with the default lemming propic. Why not change it to your family crest?

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        Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat.

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    wow they really don’t care, do you?

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    Goddammit. These jackasses have made our country a fucking joke. Only, the joke on us

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    Can we please appoint literally any other hooker on earth?

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    Honestly, I see the news, but no one has said yet just how and why the fuck the first lady presided over the fucking UN Security Council?

    WTF? Why was this even a thing? The fuck is wrong with the UN?

    Honestly, this is the moment where it feels hopeless. If this fucking asshole can put his hooker wife in front of the world, and the world capitulates… There’s no one coming to help us, the epstien class has won, they have all the power and are rubbing our noses in it.

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      The US is a permanent member of the security council and can choose their delegation.

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        It doesn’t make it any less insane. they are just rolling over to this madman.

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          Not really anything different than before. Members take turns chairing meetings and as a permanent member the US has final say on everything.

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      The thing is that it’s so out of the left field that you either call off the whole thing because of “conflicting schedules” to save face or you’re left scrambling

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    Truly the most qualified of all potential candidates. This is an absolute joke.

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    Someone watched house of cards and got a bit carried away I see

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