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  • Kojichan@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Semicolons were the staple “eyes” in many emoticons back in the day.

    ;) ;P ;_;

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      “Back in the day”? I still use them \o/

      • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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        Unicode emojis killed the ASCII emoji scene. -_-;

        • Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works
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          Their called emoticons and they are for those with a refined taste. :Þ ∞̊͜° <- I love this pig I figured out how to make.

          • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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            11 days ago

            emoticons

            (╥﹏╥)

            The old age got me

        • blibla@slrpnk.net
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          11 days ago

          (╯°□°)╯

          • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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            11 days ago

            ┬⁠─⁠┬⁠ノ⁠(⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠_⁠ ⁠º⁠ノ⁠)

            • Cliff@lemmy.world
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              ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        • VGpunx@lemmy.world
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          11 days ago

          In my mind and in my car. We can’t rewind; we’ve gone too far…

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11 days ago

      ;-;

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      I used ;) back in my sexting days. Bitches love ;)

  • NotAnOtter@lemmus.org
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    11 days ago

    “If you can replace a semicolon or hyphen with a comma/period, you probably should”. Writing advice I received at age ~10 and it never stopped being relevant in literature contexts

    • ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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      Far too many writers use a comma, when they should have used a semicolon or perion. It creates comma splices, where you join two main clauses with a comma.

      Wrong:

      His new car was flashy, it was bright red and had a custom license plate.

      Right:

      His new car was flashy. It was bright red and had a customer license plate.

      • Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world
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        My brain says

        His new car was flashy; it was bright red and had a customer license plate.

        Is correct

        • ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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          That’s also correct (custom/customer autocorrect error aside).

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          Since we’re well down the path of grammer correction.

          I think a ‘custom’ license plate would make more sense.

          🤓☝️

          • optional@sh.itjust.works
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            Your licence plate might be custom, but mine is customer.

  • Psythik@lemmy.world
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    I use them in at least one out every of ten comments; I feel like most people don’t know how to use them, however.

    • j5y7@sh.itjust.works
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      They’re useful if you want to link two related sentences; Sausage links are good too.

      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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        I got the joke, it was beautiful; meta jokes are some of my favourite.

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        But the sentences have to be related… Sausages are good; a bun and relish make sausages taste really good!

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          My mistake, I will try again:

          I am linking a sentence with sausage links in it to my next sentence by way of semicolon; Coincidentally, I pass digested sausage links by way of regular colon.

          I don’t think I’ll ever get it.

    • AnAmericanPotato@programming.dev
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      I never understood the hate for semicolons, until I read Moby Dick.

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    ITT; people artificially constructing wildly unnatural sentences to try an force the semicolon to be useful and still using it wrong

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    https://youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw

  • MolochHorridus@piefed.social
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    11 days ago

    it’s good someone has invented use for that key.

  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
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    Also self harm survivors apparently tattoo themselves with it. I like to think it’s a reminder for them that life goes on.

    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Specifically, failed suicide attempts. It’s because a semicolon is used where a sentence could have ended, but keeps going.

    • Shifty Eyes@leminal.space
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      Thats literally what it means

      • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
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        ;

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          ;-

          • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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            ;-)

  • Zensate@lemmy.world
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    I use semi-colons a lot. People are so intimidated by them and they refuse to admit how simple they are; it’s literally the combination of a comma and a colon, that’s it. Use it for when both are needed.

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      That is incorrect (to my understanding), it’s the combination of a comma and a period; it only resembles a colon in appearance.

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        My colon definitely doesn’t look like that and if yours does I suggest a doctor’s visit.

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          Fun fact: Mildly annoying fact: a surgery to remove a colon is called a colectomy. A surgery to remove part of a colon is called hemicolectomy. Come on!!! Semi- and hemi- are practically synonyms!

          And I can’t quite remember or find right now what they call what remains, but I distinctly remember that it’s not called a semicolon. Medicine is so dull.

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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      It’s just a super comma; you can more-or-less use it as a drop-in replacement for EM-Dashes that LLNs ruined for everybody. Also useful for long, complicated lists that feature too many commas and get confusing to read

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        LLN

        Law of Large Number ruined everything

      • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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        This isn’t right. Both sides of a semicolon need to be independent clauses. That’s not the case with a comma or an em dash; both of which serve similar, but largely distinct, purposes.

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          Eww, a grammar Nazi

        • MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place
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          Independent but related clauses is how I treat it. I wouldn’t put a semicolon between unrelated clauses.

          • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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            That’s exactly it.

      • Damage@slrpnk.net
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        Qwen loves semicolons. It does love dashes as well

        • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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          Welp ~ time to switch to tilde

  • Heavybell@lemmy.world
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    Ironically, the semicolon would go perfect at the end of the first line.

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    Python developer: LOL. LMAO

    • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t worry, I’m a Java dev, and I’ll replace the whitespace in my indentations with semicolons. That should keep us sufficiently covered with semicolon usage.

    • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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      as a fellow Python user, I fucking hate significant whitespace. Also YAML. WTF they where thinking

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        They are alright, yaml problems are overblown, significant whitespace as well.

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          Whitespaces are not problem at all. But YAML values parsing rules, uh boy…

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            There is pyyaml, probably other libraries, that take the pain away.

      • TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org
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        There were plenty of blanks in their thoughts.

        • SwooshBakery624 [they/them]@programming.dev
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          You could even say they had plenty of space in their heads.

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        Significant whitespace is the best! I don’t understand why so many people have issues with it.

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        I don’t really have a solution for the whitespace issue, but you could always switch to TOML

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        It’s to make students actually format their code correctly

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        I will take YAML’s string blocks where I don’t have to escape special characters over JSON any day.

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          I will take a hammer to my balls if it means I never have to use <![CDATA[ again.

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        …that modern systems should stop sucking at parsing leading whitespaces.

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      Python is the jazz of programming languages. It’s about the characters you don’t type.

  • southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.works
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    If one ignores the semicolon, it is at their own peril; they’re too useful, even when used slightly incorrectly

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    I use it all the time; especially when it’s completely; uncalled for.

  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    Fuck that; I love semicolons.

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      Semicolon gang rise up!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I use semi-colons in English all the time; they’re fun.

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    My senior highschool English teacher (a somewhat precocious PHD student), assigned us basically the opposite of code golf; make the longest grammatically correct sentence you can (with some rules that basically amounted to ‘do not be boring/repetitive’). The use of semicolons was encouraged.

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