Not exactly John Wick, but still…
“With a fucking dildo!”
I’d watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.
I think you mean… John Dick
John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a penis. With a fuckin’ DILDO. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day… laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his fuckin’ dog?
“Yeah–I’m thinking I’m back.” *WOBBLE*
Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!
I’m never ok about both “dildos” and “dildoes” looking wrong. I think it should be “dildi”, at least that’s funny.
Is this dipshit wearing Confederate battleflags on his shirt? Damn so Russian Nazis are co-opting southern racist sumbols.
Impossible challenge: Americans not making it about themself 🤯🤯🤯🤯
No, that’s not a Confederate flag.
It appears to be the ensign for the Russian National Guard Navy, but the symbol is used as part of other Russian flags as well. Maybe if someone can translate the text it would help.
The text directly above it says Noworossiya, so something like New Russia.
After checking wikipedia: its the flag of the New Russia party in the Russian occupied regions of Ukraine.
nah, it’s just simply the novorossiya flag
Weren’t German Nazis also co-opting southern racist sumbols?
Best Bad Dragon advertisement ever.
The whole time the victim was screaming “How is this physically possible?!”
Someone played too much GTA San Andreas
Nah this is from Saints Row, the almighty Dildo Bat.
In San Andreas there is a secret massive black dildo weapon you could beat people with.
This one? It’s purple, not black and i haven’t found any info on others, didn’t even know there were weapons like these.
One of two screenshots I’ve saved to steam; my character holding the dildobat
probably should spoil this, it's mildly nsfw
The weapon itself was funny, but the way the end flopped absolutely killed me.
You have something in common with Dmitry Poloumov
I know i was dying when first got it and started beating the shit out of everyone, i need to reinstall it and have some dumb fun, not many new games these days that are going for that.
That must have been one hell of a dildo!
It was just one of the deadly weapons in those Wildberry warehouses.
