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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    1 hour ago

    Guess he got…

    sunglasses

    Huang out to dry.

    YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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      8 minutes ago

  • begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works
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    2 hours ago

    I hope he didn’t have a prenup

    • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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      1 hour ago

      I wonder separately if he is in the Epstein files. He’s not ivy league, he and a bunch of these pricks like microsoft’s guy went to the same Indian University or something. And idk if he was big time enough for epstein to bother with when they were running that honeypot.

      Still, I wonder though.

  • andallthat@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble

  • Damage@feddit.it
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    3 hours ago

    Is this the Gavrilo Princip moment of the semiconductor wars?

  • BigTrout75@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    That jacket got him laid.

    • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      He also has a really nice oven.

  • susieq0044@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    And we thought he was professional.

    • Garfunkel@lemmy.caB
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      Sex, power and money are obsessions to men who’s insecurities they wish to fix through these means. There’s typically a reason why the billionaire always looks like the guy with the micropenis.

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        Guys don’t need to feel insecure to sleep with beautiful women. Its what everyone wants to do.

        Comments like yours are typically coming from women.

        • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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          speaking as a woman who fucks women:

          if you’re not an idiot its really easy to avoid the problematic ones who just want something from you. or enjoy your time with them without letting them take advantage.

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    We all have stories about how he fucked us.

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    And nothing will happen. This was about to hit the press and they want to get ahead of it.

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…

    • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      She isn’t a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.

  • njordomir@lemmy.world
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    If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?

  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Why does the board care about this?

    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      The person he had an affair with is a suspected spy, that’s why.

      • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Is there a law against that?

        • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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          Much of the time, it’s illegal if the person being manipulated/used/complicit knows, so the FBI will often tip them of an intelligence asset targeting them so if they keep it up, or spill the beans when told not to, they can get charged.

          Maybe there are other laws too but that one came up with the US president’s first term investigating all the russian links to the campaign back before we officially became south america where nobody gives a shit anymore.

        • LordDaveTheKind@piefed.social
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          It isn’t a legal matter for them. The Board cares just about the value of NVIDIA on the Stock market, and whether any industrial secrets have been leaked.

          • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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            oh they totally have.

        • Archer@lemmy.world
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          4 hours ago

          Yes.

          18 U.S.C. § 793

          18 U.S.C. § 951

          • thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au
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            so why do laws matter? he’s a billionaire.

    • SkrufiMonki@lemmy.world
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      The board probably doesn’t. The Feds do. So the board does.

      • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Why do the feds care about this?

        • Rothe@piefed.social
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          Because Nvidia is forbidden by US law to sell their AI-chips to China.

  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?

    Yes.

  • MrSelfDestruct@reddthat.com
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    He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.

    • EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.

      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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        That’s the joke.

        • cabbage@piefed.social
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          The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃

          • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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            5 hours ago

            Because he is a billionaire and CEO.

            • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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              Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.

  • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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    They won’t do shit. He makes them too much money.

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    Board investigation:

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