Guess he got…
sunglasses
Huang out to dry.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I hope he didn’t have a prenup
Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble
Is this the Gavrilo Princip moment of the semiconductor wars?
That jacket got him laid.
He also has a really nice oven.
And we thought he was professional.
Sex, power and money are obsessions to men who’s insecurities they wish to fix through these means. There’s typically a reason why the billionaire always looks like the guy with the micropenis.
Guys don’t need to feel insecure to sleep with beautiful women. Its what everyone wants to do.
Comments like yours are typically coming from women.
We all have stories about how he fucked us.
And nothing will happen. This was about to hit the press and they want to get ahead of it.
now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…
She isn’t a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.
If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?
Why does the board care about this?
The person he had an affair with is a suspected spy, that’s why.
Is there a law against that?
It isn’t a legal matter for them. The Board cares just about the value of NVIDIA on the Stock market, and whether any industrial secrets have been leaked.
Yes.
18 U.S.C. § 793
18 U.S.C. § 951
The board probably doesn’t. The Feds do. So the board does.
Why do the feds care about this?
Because Nvidia is forbidden by US law to sell their AI-chips to China.
Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?
Yes.
He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.
That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.
That’s the joke.
The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃
Because he is a billionaire and CEO.
Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.
They won’t do shit. He makes them too much money.
Board investigation:
