When I first saw the picture I thought this was a satirical article about a “bust”, and I laughed.
Then I saw it was an actual “bust” and now I don’t know if this is serious or a failed attempt at a joke.
God, cops are obsessed with posing with anything they seize in bulk. Are the posing officers the ones involved? Who the fuck knows?!
But, let’s take everything at face value.
$1000$1700 “worth” of toilet paper… taken off the streets. Y’know, for safety. Like with drugs. This major bust apparently required 9 police officers, and, for some reason, a K9.Let’s be generous and assume that this department assigns 2
pigsbastardscops to a cruiser, and let’s be considerate and assume that it took them only an hour to perform this sting and collect their Bounty. Let’s also assume that they managed to only burn 1 gallon of gasoline per vehicle. Finally, I think that it’s safe to assume that it took about two hours to get back to the station, decompress, tickle each other’s assholes over what a good police job they did, fill out their passive language paperwork, stack the TP, take this picture posting like they just got Osama Bin Laden, and then make a couple of racist jokes.According to ZipRecruiter, the average Plainfield, IL hourly wage is around $30/hr. According to Gas Buddy, gas prices are around $5/gallon. So, to protect their streets from, probably, $400 worth of toilet paper, it likely cost the city $925, plus whatever the hourly cost is to make sure a police dog doesn’t get desensitized to black people.
But thank goodness Plainfield PD was there to prove that you can also use assholes to clean up toilet paper. Fucking ass-wipes.
They’re using wonky math to get that 1700$
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I hope the high schoolers don’t keep trying to do this kind of thing. They might fall afoul of the three wipes law!
Funbusters Inc strikes again.
Here’s what it looks like when fun is allowed lol
Okay that does look like it would take a bunch of effort to clean up. You could wait until the next rains thoroughly soak the paper and it might rip down on its own, but it might also be blown around everywhere. Better to take it down before it rains and dispose of it with less mess. I’m guessing the original pranksters would be made to do that?
No it’s a college tradition in Auburn University, they roll the whole lawn after a game win.
The trick is that they use the cheapest ultra thin toilet paper that’s easy enough to actually launch and unroll itself, which also makes it easier to clean up.
afaik they hire some private contractor to clean after every game. They don’t need a lot of people but they do use lifts and stuff to reach the branches.
This reminds me of the Uvalde SWAT team photo where those pussy cops were playing pretend soldiers.
Reminds me of the “Uvalde grip”
Lol. How’d you get that weird burn on your fingers?
“Over gassed”
Is there a magazine in that one? Trigger discipline at least looks good.
It’s barrel discipline. Put your thumb in the barrel so it can’t fire.
Thank goodness those monsters were stopped, right??
They’re ready to take your shit!
Good, because I’m ready to give 'em shit!
Cops are like a box of chocolates, they’ll kill your dog.
Damn that some dark ass humor. 10/10
Should take revenge on them by breaking into the station and stealing all their toilet seats. The police will then drop the investigation, as they’ve got nothing to go on.
It’s wild to me that they posed. Not that they stopped that, or that there’s a news story about it. But that they posed.
You know more than a few of those rolls are going to mysteriously go missing from the evidence locker. smh
The photo with the pallet of toilet paper is, admittedly, hilarious.
Now those kids will have to rebel in a safer way, like drugs.
I just noticed what has to be a trained butt-sniffing dog.
Assuming the serious drug bust pose around toilet paper is meant to be a joke - that’s pretty funny.
