Trump claims a lot of things. Everything out of his mouth is a lie.

I’d say it’s amazing how much of a fuckwit Hannity is, but it’s not amazing; it’s unsurprisingly typical, given his MAGAtty allegiance.

Idea: Anal beads with faces painted on them of Trump’s arse-kissers. Graham, Hegseth, Leavitt, etc. There could ultimtely be many many beads!

Isn’t the Pope supposed to be the guy for Catholics, appointed to directly hear God’s voice on Earth, and spread it to the masses? And if that’s the case, aren’t all these faux-Christians disagreeing with him - like Vance - disagreeing with the very God they purport to worship?

I wish they’d come out and denounce him. You just know he’d have a tantrum and swear off McDonalds forever. But it would deprive him of something he truly enjoys in life, which he deserves, because he’s a cunt.

Are there any ethical AIs out there to use?

Some people need a meteor.

How is that mocking? Seems pretty on point.

Looking at Gaetz, it seems he’s one of the early results.

I read somewhere that an undocumented migrant is the one who leaked the information.

Crows have been seen flipping them onto their back and pecking their guts out.

Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?

I don’t think anyone wants even a 1kt device going off near them

Pussies.

JD Vance makes blithering halfwits sound like Einstein.

Who provides discipline?

Cultural appropriation!

They were certainly words.

Yes. He has two han–

Oh, wait.

That mugshot: “Yeah, I did it. High five!”

Meatless chicken is better than regular chicken

This makes me want to find a crowded street and punch random people in the dick.