Didn’t he recently defund and/or fire people whose job it was to keep an eye on domestic terrorism?

Not a lot of massive cargo ships are gonna stop using bunker fuel in favour of turning electric. And that’s just one example.

But now that it’s ‘owned’ by the US, doesn’t it go to boost their petrodollar?

On the forehead.

I mean, if they’re gonna bitch about it anyway …

See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.

“Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir”.

It’s not to buy pizza on a lark.

Your tax dollars at work.

Depends how hungry you are.

And look out for the commemorative 150 Colorado Pogs Governor Polis is commissioning!

I think there’s something in that for all of us.

Y’know what uses the most resources, Sammy?

BILLIONAIRES!

Even after unknown persons broke the floodlights? Weird.

Unknown persons have broken the floodlights, right?

So applicants are being judged by AIs with all the training of a Facebook, "What your browser says about you’ quiz?

Man, everything has to be instant these days. What about readopting the leisurely pace of bulletin boards?

Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.

There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies

Well, so long as he gets to guest star in it, call a black person the n word to their face, and suck someone’s foot, he’ll be happy.

Update - The Bootlickers were sent out instead

So they’ll all be in one place?

Notify antifa! Unleash the meteor!