Dear headline writers:

Unless “Slammed” is followed by “into the announcer’s table,” use a different word.

Thank you.

You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale… Where’s the line? How long until there’s a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

Go Team Cobra Chicken!

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?

Haven’t we already confirmed Trump’s in the flight logs with his daughter?

Whenever I take road trips I try to spot the old Pizza Hut buildings by the shape of the roof. It’s surprising how many there are.

without death

I see you played musical chairs differently than we did. Bare minimum blood was drawn.

All the more reason for flying cars in the US:

• No flight safety

• So expensive only the rich can afford them

How long until hosting a Lemmy instance is illegal?

You really think Elon is paying tarrifs? Or bills? Or his employees?

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

I think Trump going after birthright citizenship is him paving the way for Musk to run officially

Dumb shoe thing or no, the real issue here is that she thinks $3K is enough to get someone “undeported”.

Not a chance.

The Holy Spirit Shift-it

That’s what everyone thought about Trump becoming president… Both times.

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

I’m posting this like once a week now! I stole it myself in November because I knew it would just become more useful

This is the reason they’re legislating against all the Chinese EVs that are 90% as good for 40% of the price.

A brand new 12-15k electric car from a competitor would evaporate Tesla’s bubble so quick.

Faster to rewrite the whole thing