Jesus fuck everyone here is mad at the design but im over here wondering who the fuck is paying hundreds of dollars for fuckin brass jewelry??? You could fuckin make it from a $2 roll of nickels.

When I see shit from Balenciaga I’m reminded that climate change actually makes total sense.

Look at this dumb shit. The people selling and buying this live in a world totally removed from the rest of us. I’m having like, a visceral reaction to this - I would look at someone wearing this like I would a poisonous spider.

you know theres probably gonna be a sucker out there wanting it to make himself feel like blingin handydweeb

Ok, I realize it looks ridiculous, but you can tell this isn’t actually a hose clamp, right? It’s super thick and has a hinge and is made of silver and just LOOKS like a hose clamp. It’s probably one of the least bullshit products Balenciaga has made in years. They’re normally charging $2000 for a nylon windbreaker made of the same shit you’d buy at Target

This is just some other AI scam, right? RIGHT?

I at first thought this was the Lemmyshitpost community. 😭

Just ordered mine

This is how Balenciaga does marketing and all of you are falling for it.

If you wear this out, you are a limousine punk of the highest order.

wow that’s the 2022 version. old news. check out the 2026 version for $1.2k!

I love this kind of shit. Total mark. I’ll admit it.

I’m too broke for these brands and I’m not buying anything anyways so keep your hate to a minimum. Also, try to be funny. K thanks xo

Ambush released a line of zip ties sellling for many hundreds of dollars. We are living in a coocoo clock

Derelicte is so hot right now.

Guys… This is actually cool tho