Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
What a coward! 😂😂😂😂
“Damn! Why does this food cart smell like shit?”
Meaning the staff and reporters on the other plane were being used as decoys without their knowledge or consent.
That’s pretty fucked up.
“Ummm yeah, right. We hid him in the catering cart. He totally didn’t get stuck in there when he thought he saw loose McDonald’s fries on the floor of the cart.”
So someone on his team recently watched the TV miniseries “Thief” (starring Andre Braugher, RIP) and figured they’d give it a try.
These fuckers have no imagination. First they rip off season 2 of Jack Ryan, and now this.
Certainly he didn’t fit in just one cart
There’s never going to an end to the documentaries made about this presidency, is there?
Can you imagine the kind of shit that will be made public 5 or 10 years after he leaves the presidency?
honestly I’m imagining the shit that just never will.
No matter how batshit insane whatever my imagination can conjure up is, I can guarantee it’ll be a lot worse.
It must’ve been a huge cart to fit that blubber filled tub of syphilis.
An amazing disguise. The smell didn’t give ANYTHING away.
what they let 'em out for?
eating the product
Edit: there’s a much better joke about giving it the Taylor farms treatment that I didn’t think about quick enough
It is since referred to by staff as the shit cart
I heard they had to nuke it from orbit after he “used” it.
“extraordinary ruse” is certainly a phrase for this
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I’ve seen how some of this shit works. They’re not magically smarter than you. People in these kinds of positions sometimes just do shit because they think it sounds cool and they’re bored.
They’re not magically smarter than you
It’s trump, I think we can take that as a given.
He wanted to open the straight of hummus.
It was avoidable
