Too many pixels!

Get the kid a psych and more importantly a neuropsych eval. Assuming nothing is atypical and they are just a kid, the psych will help them.

What a snowflake.

Mtg + disease?

Sweet! What water supply do they use? Asking for a friend.

Went with a traditional wooly look, eh?

It’s probably the only reason the product hasn’t been cancelled, priorities only on new projects, they need to have a new project for the team, starting about now.

Oh wait, he was serious?

Burning them off with a laser?

What is manlier than scraping 1-7 blades across your skin?

Enough talk like that and the only thing you’ll be able to like is yourself.

Post10 seen getting airline tickets to clear that beaver dam (one for him, one for his rake)

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We just need to wait until copyright regulations get killed… Right?

Thanks for the little bit of science that says this won’t happen. It makes me feel better.

Woah, pets are not pets you train either. Pets can be just as nuanced in personality as a kid. (Our dog is currently sassier than our child and doesn’t care for Dad jokes, our kid loves the dad jokes though).

Someone needs to Photoshop/ai craft musk baby-wearing trump.

“Says he’ll demand”… Why not just demand? That’s some big toddler energy

“no one wants to work (for truth) anymore”