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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 hours ago

    Let’s just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

  • Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org
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    10 hours ago

    At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.

    Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    11 hours ago

    Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn’t crash the stock market this time.

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      That’s probably tomorrow, they sold today.

  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
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    Minor adjustment: ‘Trump’s Strait’

    It has an Achilles’ Heel ring to it.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    A literally fucking cartoon villain

  • khepri@lemmy.world
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    Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

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    Trump Strait

    Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    15 hours ago

    The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

    It’s the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕

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    If Trump was strait, he wouldn’t be blowing Bubba.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

    I can propose things too…

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      11 hours ago

      I, DECLARE, BANKRUPTCY

  • MrMakabar@slrpnk.net
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    18 hours ago

    The “Trump Strait” can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives…

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    Fuck off!

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    Ah shit! I put all my money on either “The Freedom Strait” or “The American Strait”. I shoulda known.

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