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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 days ago

Behold the future of programming

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Behold the future of programming

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  • zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I wish some of my colleagues would use this for teleconferences

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    If only there was some sort of device that would allow you to input those commands without interfering with others, or vice versa… But it’s probably just a dream…

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    Use a keyboard ya filthy casuals

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    Is typing THAT hard?

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      When you need a nannybot? Yes.

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    Cap here. The product is called vocal dampener and used by singers during warmup

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    • Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
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      Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn’t knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.

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    Why not give them private offices? If AI is increasing productivity and replacing workers they should have enough space left.

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    I have never seen anyone except streamers try this out in all honesty, I doubt the article is actually truthful. Even vibe coders understand how to type.

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  • manefraim@lemmy.world
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    Hahhaha you misunderstand to whom you are speaking. Give me my coding plague trough immediately.

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    would be the funniest gas chambers yet

  • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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    What the fuck did I just read?

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    Dozens of people communicating with AI at the same time? While this guy is sitting alone in his house?

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    Somehow the AI part isnt as egregious as the talking part. You should at least be able to type basic sentences if you have a job in tech

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    Look at the fucking whackjob nerds. Dweebs. We need to bully the AI users into extinction. Dont fuck anyone that uses AI willingly.

    • douglasg14b@lemmy.world
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      Name-calling like children do isn’t going to meme this better.

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    So typing isn’t fast enough to burn all the daily tokens?

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      The faster you burn them the sooner you knock off for the day.

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        the faster you burn them the sooner you burnout

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          Automate it

          Have all chatbots you have access to talk to each other through each other to try to solve the problem

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        “knock off for the day?” Not until you’ve trained your replacement (LLM)! Then you can take all the time you like, income-free

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          If I’m being forced to spend AI tokens up in a day I’m spending the rest job hunting.

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      if you talk AND type you can burn twice the tokens and get the same result! it’s a win win win

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      Have you seen people type? Toich-typing is a lost artform.

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      They don’t even have to do that. Just don’t pack them in like sardines.

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      No but we can automate it

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      Most type faster than they speak, no?

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        No.

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        You’d think so, given how most modern vibe coders talk. But no, they’re so bad at typing, they can’t do either!

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