Thelsim

Oh god yes, especially now that all of them use led lights. Mine still uses an old-fashioned light, which is great when you’re alone on the road because your night vision can deal with the rest. But I turn completely blind when an oncoming bike shines one of those led-lights directly in my face.
I’ve already ran off the path twice so far because I couldn’t see where I was cycling (it was at a bicycle path through the park without street lights)

It might not cover everything, but here’s a nice list:
https://european-alternatives.eu/

Happy Birthday!
Sorry to hear about your birthday money, I hope you’ll still get to have nice day in spite of it!

You can use the \blend command if you want to combine two images without any prompt.

https://docs.midjourney.com/docs/blend

I’m going to avoid all controversy and just make the g silent. It’s ‘if from now on.
If I say it fast enough, people will just assume I use their version.

I’m not letting this bastard get anywhere near my other utensils.
He’s got a nice quiet space, together with all the other misfits.

No need to be shy, monster! It’s perfectly normal to get a sex toy these days.

Lady, you really need to get out of that corset.
I don’t think your organs are meant to be squeezed like that.

Only during pride month (I wish that was a joke)

Can’t argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

I still have to work my way through the pile of games I bought from the last three steam sales. For the first time, I don’t feel the urge to add more.