I’d eat a baby if it tasted good.

I’ve already been “boycotting amazon” for a while because everything on there is complete dogshit or overpriced and I just don’t feel a need to buy anything from them.

Also their website doesn’t fucking work on my phone.

Install a rear mounted light bar to blind them back.

Cool. Everyone I know switched to Darktide two years ago. Better late than never I guess.

Some people just can’t appreciate a complementary snack.

Then why do they keep praising a fascist country like Russia?

The chicken noises are the highlight of my tech support calls, so this sucks for me.

A steam frontpage without ubisoft and ea would be heaven.

Vibrators, too, if you count the hollowed out wooden dildos filled with angry bees.

Death penalty for leechers.

Rabbits can at least be jailbroken so won’t be turned into paperweights when their company shuts down.

You mean semetically speaking

I think this is the thing

I already took 12 of them.

Photography isn’t art you just press a button to capture the souls of whoever you point the devil box at.

I read a few mangas about this on certain sites…

But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary

Cook islands have .co.ck

People pretend Arch is a DIY OS but really it’s a lego kit with homemade instructions and sometimes a little capuchin comes up to help you put some of the pieces together.

Give it a couple million years of plate tectonics.