You can now be more accurately late for work. Or your coffee is more accurately taking a long time to come out.

Amazing.

I believe you meant “what the fuck, cunt?!”

Be proud of our heritage, mate.

That’s no lady!

Let’s get the old crew back together!

If someone buys a disc, they own it and it’s a one off. To be tied to subscription services will see the Jolly Roger fly again in Australia.

Remember when we were the country known to be the largest pirates?

Well, I’m inspired!

The closest Tim in my vicinity has been warned.

He gazed off into the distance at the mention of New Jersey… I think some heavy shit went down last tim he was there.