burning down my house to own the libs

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I’d call this a novel, but even the shittiest novel is enjoyable compared to this.

You don’t try to make everyone happy?

Solution: don’t become an academic if you can’t be bothered to actually do academia stuff.

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If you are able to give support to artists you listen to, try to find ways to give money to them directly without any corporation leeching most of the money.

I’ve seen entire small farms for sale for that amount or less…

I thought they would have went there with their own car, but nope, even worse.

Can’t stand to travel with the poors I guess.

I don’t think something with no sense of taste (or a sense of anything really) would be too good with making things where the taste is the whole point…

It’s like how in Futurama, Bender wants to be a cook really bad but ends up making really shitty ‘food’, because he has a vague idea of what food is and what goes in it, but doesn’t really know how to actually cook.

A lot of people from other countries go there, and I assume majority of Italians understand basic English.

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Feel better now?

I fucking hate it when companies or organizations only have a facebook/instagram/another shitty social platform account and no website, but the fucking European Union?

Granny’s funeral and Emma’s wedding two weeks apart? In this economy?

I mean, imagine how much time and mobey you’d save! You can bury grandpa at 3, and get married at 4! You only need to rent one space (perhaps redecorate a bit) and one cake, and the best part? Everyone is already there, so you don’t have to invite them again.

Plus, you don’t even need two outfits if you just get clothes that are black on the inside and another color on the outside, and then just turn them over! If you’re wearing a suit, all you have to do is change your black tie to another one.

Sail the high seas!

I’ll be long dead and buried before I unironically call anyone ‘sir’, hope you’re ok OP.

Also truth free.