Good, click on them for the rest of us

God created us in his image, no? Being omniscient and omnipotent, he has the power to stop those atrocities, right? If he doesn’t, he’s not God. If he does, he’s evil.

If there’s no MrBabyMan, why bother?

Suffering is literally everywhere, every day. People tortured, raped, beaten, killed. Disease is rampant as always. Ostensibly, Christians believe that god created everything the way he wanted. If that’s the case, he has some fucking explaining to do.

Orion on MacOS is really good. Great protection and defaults, plus extensions from Firefox and Chrome work.

I have a Canon color laser printer which works pretty well and doesn’t pull any of this shit. They’re probably the last one standing now.

The hypocritical one. Oh, wait…

I only understand the first three words in that sentence.

Remember when these techbro assholes wanted to buy a barren plot of land in remote California and start their dipshit libertarian dystopia? Why didn’t we just let them do that?

Both people will be very upset.

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Oh god don’t use that word they’ll come for us

Don’t be mistaken, he and his board will make tons of money from this. Everyone is rooting for the demise of the site, but the bad guys will win. So what everyone liked will be gone and dead, and those parasites will be even richer.

His music album in the 80’s was straight fire

The shape of the Pringle has two obvious purposes:

1. Fit easily to the mouth and engulf the taste buds with intense and pleasurable flavor.
2. Model the curvature of spacetime as proposed by 11-dimensional string theory.

Oh wow, it’s for our security. I didn’t realize this was good for us! Consider me enlightened.

It roughly translates to “contentment and satisfaction with life”

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I would kill for some hygge right now

You can do that here in the US too (for now). But the pre-packaged junk food is really expensive and that’s what people want.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.