Yeah until we succeed in paving the entire planet
Boomer Humor Doomergod
I’m just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.
Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name
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My problem is that people insist I live in a city. Or a suburb. They just keep building.
I like seeing stars and fireflies and more than two species of bird
I’m opposed to any kind of urbanism: New urbanism, old urbanism, suburbanism.
Lanes? No. It’s a fifteen minute city! Nobody has to drive anywhere because we’ve just piled humans on top of each other so they never have to leave the flesh nexus
This is also how new urbanists sound to me
Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"English
1·1 day agoIt took depressingly long for this to be posted
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their carsEnglish
4·2 days agoRiver access costs extra
The dystopia is even more boring now because kids will have remote school instead of a snow day.
Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programmers are no longer needed!English
61·10 days agoEveryone is a senior engineer with an idiot intern now.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programmers are no longer needed!English
223·11 days agoDescribing what they want in plain, human language is impossible for stakeholders.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch PornEnglish
6·12 days agoIs there a French version of /c/ich_iel?
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Technology@lemmy.world•After a teddy bear talked about kink, AI watchdogs are warning parents against smart toysEnglish
14·13 days agoReal Dolls just got a lot more real
Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Large Language Models Will Never Be Intelligent, Expert SaysEnglish
36·14 days agoAnyone who thinks intelligence means guessing the right word next probably loves AI
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•'Are you insane?': Billionaire CEO Jensen Huang blasts Nvidia managers who are 'telling their people to use less AI'English
5·16 days agoYes it was cheaper, even after they had to re-hire the folks they fired so they could fix the code they sent to a dev farm overseas with just a vague set of requirements and no oversight.
But the same sort of attitude is happening with AI, like the code it’s making won’t require review and testing.
Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•'Are you insane?': Billionaire CEO Jensen Huang blasts Nvidia managers who are 'telling their people to use less AI'English
27·17 days agoReminds of when companies offshored their whole dev team and just sent requirements to them thinking they’d make code cheaper.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sanders, Warren Help Form Senate Democratic ‘Fight Club’ Challenging Schumer’s LeadershipEnglish
12·18 days agoIf this weren’t nottheonion I wouldn’t believe it
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man given DUI after driving toy Barbie Jeep through Prince GeorgeEnglish
23·24 days agoI know a guy who got a DUI for sleeping in his car.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•If this isn't a warning sign to leave YT as a creator, nothing will be.English
3·24 days agoTotally true, but existing creators need a way to do subscriptions and raise money to fund the channels, which Floatplane provides.
Right tool for the job and all that.

If I could stop them from living how they like they wouldn’t be paving the planet