“You aren’t born liking dick. You choose to like dick, just like I’m choosing not to like dick. I don’t like dick, I don’t like dick, I don’t like dick, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t”

He says to himself while gargling balls in a public restroom.

I’m so glad I’m not alone in finding this so funny.

Bet you anything they’re going to try to put it in phones, hell they probably already have.

95-degree water

F or c?