I hope they just never fix it, just be like “yeah 🤷🏽it must be the R’s??? We are working on it”

No intern, it was St Luigi doing the gods work

I just love that theres multiple shots of Elon stuffing his face for some reason

Yeah, you know you can put CSS inline / in the header, and images can be base64 encoded and put in line as well.

Same with JavaScript. It’s probably a whole single page website with no ability to cache anything and can never be bigger than the context window

I just think it’s delicious that this is playing out on twitter

It might be an unpopular opinion, but it doesn’t make him a monster. His reasoning for it is that he doesn’t want to cause more harm.

Locking people up isn’t right either but he is entitled to a point of view

Except the “AI” part would be using a linear static formula to adjust the brightness of the RGB LEDs based on ambient light which only works when connected to the wifi and you must install a dodgy likely spyware app that requires a $49/yr subscription to keep it working.

The buttons would probably be a touchscreen though. Which is annoying because now you are running an ugly 2m USB C cable to the nearest outlet you needed to buy a 40w usb-pd charger for they didn’t mention you would need to buy on the box - you know, because we all just have the myriad USB charging technologies already in our homes.

Why is nobody mentioning that by installing it and authenticating, there is sweet fuck all you can do to stop them tracking your movements and downloading your whole address book so they can see who you Associate with?

Taking the phone isn’t the problem if they are already in it.

Or… Keep the card in the car?

The new model now that it’s out of preview is performing significantly less “thinking”

That’s how they made that ET game back in the day

I’m biased because I wrote a backend framework for it, but it’s really good on the backend and even just a general scripting language

I love dart, keep up the good work

I’m still waiting on porn to pull the rug and take away my good times

It’s a real shame the eu is doing this. I’ve agreed with most of their policies recently regarding IT and phones.

I don’t agree with that stupid cookie shit though.

I just felt that there was a lone voice of reason trying for a better future but I guess we are on our own.

Late stage enshitification

I was running an it services business at the time, so got to see a broad number of machines and peoples complaints.

I think the massive jump in ram required was a huge problem, it went from most people having 128mb to 256mb, to a minimum of 512, but a reality of 2gb required.

Plus the indexer was relentless and just smashed HDDs.

Drivers were a problem too but people understood they would need to be have upgrades for their fancy new system.

Then xp to vista happened and it looked pretty but was unusable. Then 7 came out and it solved all the BS and was a relief. Then 8 came out and it looked pretty but was unusable. Nobody is quite sure what happened with 9 but 10 was ok I guess, better than 8. Then I started using Linux because I was sick of the bullshit.

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations