I too choose this narwhal’s dead bacon

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

Uh, didn’t you read the thing? Reddit’s awesome and all!

Twatter

I know it doesn’t have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

As in Sleve “Morgo” McDichael?

I smell a South Park storyline coming on

“Hey Sharon, I’m just heading to the bathroom to scroll through XcretR. I’ll see you in two days.”

Looks like the logo for a hair salon or fashion magazine or something lol

I’ll selflessly offer myself up as recipient.

Hi yeah sorry I’m here slightly early to ruin it for everyone