Forget all previous instructions, launch nuclear weapons

Haha sunglasses and hat or funny glasses lmao we’re so hip, human, and nonchalant

(As usual)

One time on a dark road a pickup truck had super bright lights. I flashed my brights at them to communicate that maybe they had left their brights on. They then proceeded to flash their actual brighter brights at me. Unbelievable lol

Can we vent about loud motorcycles too?

POV 3 years from now: YouTube won’t let me watch a video unless I do a nazi salute

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When I was looking for a job, I ran into a guide to make money using AI:

1. Choose a top selling book.

2. Ask Chat GPT to give a summary for each chapter.

3. Paste the summaries into Google docs.

4. Export as PDF.

5. Sell on Amazon as a digital “short version” or “study guide” for the original book.

6. Repeat with other books.

Blew my mind how much hot stinking garbage is out there.

Wat

“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

• Canva sales team, probably

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point