FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
6·10 days agoWhites claiming the godfather would be an injustice. I think we are at an impasse. Or maybe we are thinking about it incorrectly from the beginning. The scumdogs of GWAR belong to all the people. Or rather the people belong to them, to slaughter.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
3·10 days agoKeep all of those. And Diamond. How about Jimi Hendrix and Little Richard. I thought about Tina Turner but I’m pretty sure she was covered in a previous draft.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
211·10 days agoTime to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut.
Real close to the shoulders, like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
20·10 days agoWe don’t want Kanye. GWAR is worth at least both Bad Brains and Living Color. Send Kanye to the Amish so he doesn’t have an Internet connection.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Trump unleashes fury, insults at MAGA influencers who oppose him on Iran: ‘They’re stupid people’English
20·10 days agoIt’s a reference to a poll. In a poll of MAGA supporters 100% of them supported Trump. In other news 100% of flat earthers believe in a flat earth.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Is America on the cusp of a farm crisis?
7·17 days agoCusp? No. We have been in one since 2016.
Thank you for that. It makes it ever so slightly less annoying
It’s a whole separate screen that doesn’t need to exist. It doesn’t have a single feature that can’t be accessed the old way. Those features being on and off.
Usually when a flashlight is needed there is some fat fingering going on. This screen offers nothing. It’s a complete waste of space and is 80% of the flashlight button when you go to turn on the flashlight.
This isn’t about the browser. This is about the selection tool when you’re on the select screen (square soft key) of the OS. The screen you can use to screenshot or select stuff regardless of which app is being used.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•White House reveals new app after cryptic posts: Full list of features
3·23 days agoI’m sure this will be asking for things like location data. If you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to hide. Make sure all your Trump friends sign up for this.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Zohran Mamdani Gets 8,000 Potholes Filled in a Single Day
2·26 days agoIt would be nice data to have. It’s 7x the work/time rate but did it end up costing 14x or 1/7thx? That’s an important question for if this shit be repeated or if the whole process needs reforming. I’m all for experiments but we have to use the information from them to make predictions going forward. Otherwise they are just stunts.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Zohran Mamdani Gets 8,000 Potholes Filled in a Single Day
24·26 days agoSo 1/7th the normal rate. Did it cost 1/7th the amount? Less because economy of scale? More because of resource bottlenecks?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Wikipedia has banned AI-generated text, with two exceptionsEnglish
33·28 days agoSeems like there should be a third exception. For those occasions where the article is about LLM generated text. They should be able to quote it when it’s appropriate for an article.
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Technology@lemmy.world•HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good supportEnglish
6·1 month agoWhen I started at one company I put together a text file with all the different sources of info I found in training. By the end of training I had turned it into an HTML file. Years later we got bought out. Support from corporate disappeared on legacy customs who hadn’t moved over to new stuff.
A coworker tapped me on the shoulder “If I were to make a local network web server on one of these computers could I upload your help system to it for everyone to use?”
Next thing you know I’m the default source for all information on every system that has ever existed. Prior to that everyone knew that I had it all in my brain but only a handful of people knew that I also had it all in HTML.
TL;DR I built a pirate help desk knowledge base.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson Facing ‘Foreign Agent’ Charges, He Says—’They Read My Texts’English
3·1 month agoElegant brevity achieved.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson Facing ‘Foreign Agent’ Charges, He Says—’They Read My Texts’English
31·1 month agoWhat an unfortunate thing to happen on free eggs night.
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Sad! Trump's Meme Coin Has Turned Into a Total DisasterEnglish
24·1 month agoNote: you can’t sell without permission so anyone that sold did so with explicit permission knowing that the price would tank.







Exactly.