Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down110
arrow-up1186arrow-down1external-linkWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comHellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down1·7 months agoSo by Republican logic that baby can vote
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·7 months agoNono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·7 months agoConsidering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.
minus-squareFlax@feddit.ukBannedBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoThis is actually a genius question. Technically would that mean that a premature baby would have to wait an extra few months after their birthday?
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-27 months agoNope. Of course not. Your age is a function of your birthdate. you’re not a person before then. I know what I said.
So by Republican logic that baby can vote
Nono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
Considering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.
This is actually a genius question. Technically would that mean that a premature baby would have to wait an extra few months after their birthday?
Nope. Of course not. Your age is a function of your birthdate. you’re not a person before then.
I know what I said.