“I lost my virginity to an all metal toilet in Guam. It was Robert Downey Sr’s 43rd birthday party, I was bill cosby’s +1 and we were celebrating at the corporate training restaurant for Cici’s pizza. The toilet penetrated me with the confidence of an Olympic fencing champion and I saw the face of god. They served corn dogs, but reverse what you’re picturing.”
-RFK Jr., 12 years old, mumblng to himself and convulsing before passing out in a ditch after snorting the entire contents of a full size fire extinguisher
P.S. RFK Jr. probably killed a young girl with a golf club and the family had a “lesser” cousin take the fall. And his wife later hung herself. What the fudge, right?
“I lost my virginity to an all metal toilet in Guam. It was Robert Downey Sr’s 43rd birthday party, I was bill cosby’s +1 and we were celebrating at the corporate training restaurant for Cici’s pizza. The toilet penetrated me with the confidence of an Olympic fencing champion and I saw the face of god. They served corn dogs, but reverse what you’re picturing.”
-RFK Jr., 12 years old, mumblng to himself and convulsing before passing out in a ditch after snorting the entire contents of a full size fire extinguisher
what the fuck did i just read
The truth, brother… The truth.
P.S. RFK Jr. probably killed a young girl with a golf club and the family had a “lesser” cousin take the fall. And his wife later hung herself. What the fudge, right?