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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Slept

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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BRYANT POND, ME—Describing the moment as a “transformative experience” that inspired him to embrace God and read the Bible, a piss-soaked Tucker Carlson claimed Friday that a demon had urinated on him while he was sleeping. “One moment I was asleep in bed, and the next, my boxers were absolutely soaked with what could only be the urine of […]
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