• Eh-I@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        It tells me I’m the handsomest boy in the whole building except the guy in 3B. He drives a Porche.

        • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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          I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I replied, “Paint my house.”

          I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.

          She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.

          I said, “Wow, that was fast.”

          She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”