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minus-squarePancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoI once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I replied, “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch. She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”. I said, “Wow, that was fast.” She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”
I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I replied, “Paint my house.”
I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.
I said, “Wow, that was fast.”
She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”