Have you once in your life seen the name Reese and pronounced the silent “E” at the end? Have you ever met a person named Reesee?
I’ll do you one better…People that say REESEES PEESEES. When the fuck have you ever said peesees when you read the word pieces.
If you do this, you are beyond stupid.
The funny thing I’ve found is that they don’t even realize they’re doing it. So I ask them how to say the name “Reese” and they’ll do it right. Then I’ll ask what the possessive form of the name is and they’ll say it correctly. The lightbulb moment is always really funny, but they still decide to be a fuckass and say it wrong anyway.
That’s the thing. When have you ever looked at the word “pieces” outside of candy and read it as “PEE-SEES”?
Maybe the last time I didn’t have lips.
That sentence is comedy gold.