Have you once in your life seen the name Reese and pronounced the silent “E” at the end? Have you ever met a person named Reesee?
I’ll do you one better…People that say REESEES PEESEES. When the fuck have you ever said peesees when you read the word pieces.
If you do this, you are beyond stupid.
That’s the thing. When have you ever looked at the word “pieces” outside of candy and read it as “PEE-SEES”?
Maybe the last time I didn’t have lips.
That sentence is comedy gold.