Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in
perhapsmost definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.This post’s title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn’t yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went “Wait, what?” when I read “Islamic Republic of Japan”.
So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day…
It’s like anuddah pearl harborLeaked from Walter Reed.
konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!
As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way
As a non-unitedstatesian, I’d have to say: you don’t empathize with us; we empathize with you.
At any rate, we’re on the same page 😅
Something something 25th now!
Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆
