It’s like anuddah pearl harbor
Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in
perhapsmost definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.This post’s title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn’t yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went “Wait, what?” when I read “Islamic Republic of Japan”.
So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day…
Leaked from Walter Reed.
As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way
As a non-unitedstatesian, I’d have to say: you don’t empathize with us; we empathize with you.
At any rate, we’re on the same page 😅
konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!
Something something 25th now!
Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆
