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minus-squarehuquad@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoI still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoRAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.
minus-squaresetVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoHave you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agobro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
minus-squarepartzel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoGuess he sacrificed the child not its parent
minus-squarecopacetic@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoIsn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
minus-squarehorsesaysweird@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoSounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoTo be fair child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies at death and start searching for their parents. Wait I like this worldbuilding.
minus-squareAqivex@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoIt is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot. Let’s see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoWhen killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
RAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.
Have you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
bro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
I just downloaded it
Did they become a zombie?
Guess he sacrificed the child not its parent
Isn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
Sounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
To be fair child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies at death and start searching for their parents.
Wait I like this worldbuilding.
It is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot.
Let’s see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.
When killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.