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Why are you being so rude?

Psh, it’s not my fault people choose to be born to poor parents. Seriously, with enough grit and determination, anyone - literally anyone - can be born to rich parents. It’s not even that hard. Honestly, being born to poor parents is a blessing because you are born with work ethic and grit, instead of earning it like I did and inheriting my father’s company.

Frankly, being poor is so easy. Try being rich for a day to understand my struggle. I’ve had four maids quit because I called ICE on their husbands, like it’s my fucking fault their children were ziptied and thrown into a van, boo-fucking-hoo. Maybe don’t be a shitty parent and hire a babysitter and a bodyguard.

I swear, being poor makes you so stupid, this is common sense stuff!

When I was poor (my trust fund didn’t pay out until my 21st birthday), I had my butler make small changes to my meals. Instead of eating all of my tendies, I saved one to eat later! I literally saved 33% on my food costs! That, plus I stayed in my friend’s pool house, which is much cheaper than having to buy my own place. Plus, I was already there when Chaz throws another party!

Frankly, I would’ve starved to death if I didn’t plan better. Poverty is a choice, and I even had money leftover to easily afford to go to Cancun for spring break! I’m so sick of people complaining how they can’t afford things when I survived all on my own.

Damn, dude, my bad. I mean, world hunger and climate change are also my fault by that logic, so I’ve got a rather large to-dp list. Mind taking a few of them off my hands?

Lmao, yeah, you nailed the guy filming this as a blue-haired land whale. Spot on, buddy. Lol, man.

So, since you’re in your armchair, telling Americans to simultaneously not let this happen in the first place and also providing zero actual answer on what to do, why don’t you give real suggestions, coach? I mean, obviously, if you’re not a dumbfuck, you could easily lay out a multi-step plan for anyone to follow. Preferably, one that doesn’t start in 2016, because the rest of us live in reality.

Im not doing anything.

Oh shit, we got ourselves an armchair liberal! Hey everybody, this guy has all the answers! Tell me, oh great sage, how can I perform time travel to stop you looking like a moron?

I want every ICE agent to go home and cry themselves to sleep because everyone is mean to them, and dread going to work in the morning because everyone fucking hates them. They can choose to quit whenever they want and be happier afterwards.

He also hates Mondays.

Hi, I’m lost. Where is anyone defending not voting?

Also, where did she post on Lemmy so I can yell at her?

Oh, also also, you should be nicer to people, especially women.

No, they didn’t.

CM becomes CDD, which becomes CCCCD which becomes CCCCCCCCC.

The same thing every billionaire did: He took it from other people.

It sounds like you didn’t even try!

Don’t hide behind the shitty half-assed news reports, you coward. Just name the actual Democrat that fired their vaccine board, so we can end this. Just name the actual Democrat that banned abortion federally, instead of posting fifteen useless articles. Just name the Democrat that kept child marriage protected because it’s easier. Just name the Democrat that deported my neighbor, specifically, since you seemed to have known him. Just name the Democrat that implemented a voting suppression measure, assuming you can find one within the last 25 years, instead of you saying that’s the same thing as ranked choice, which have been challenged by Republicans in every single instance (and this is the only instance you found for Democrats, if you could call it that, lol). Just name the Democrat that called queer people slurs openly and wants them tried for child sex crimes.

It should be so easy, right? If they’re the same, just fucking name them.

I don’t remember when the Democrats deported my neighbor or when they called self-proclaimed Nazis good guys or when they wanted to take away food stamps from single mothers or when they wanted to make voting harder or when they didn’t want to ban child marriage or when they wanted to take away the only source of food and housing for children, people with disabilities, and the elderly or when they wanted to ban vaccines or when they wanted to ban abortion or when they wanted to make being queer a child sex crime or when they ignored all of science, but I guess they were just too smart to do any of that.

The second one. It is always the second one.

Everyone has and is that client.

The saying “you can’t butter a fly” is an idiom expressing that someone or something is too difficult to influence or manipulate. It’s rooted in the idea that butterflies, with their delicate nature, are virtually impossible to convince to do anything against their will, let alone “butter” them in a literal sense.

AI can’t even tell how many Rs are in strawberry. I have seen the code AI makes, and it is not almost there. It is quite far away. Give AI 10 years, and it will be “almost there”, and even then it will still be incredibly shit code.

I’ll just give you an example even if it’s not reated to unlocking phones: A black BMW 335i is filmed hitting a pedestrian and the plate number finishes with a 5. We’re gonna need to have a look at every BMW within these parameters. If you prevent the police from checking your car by hiding it, a guilty guy might have more time to hide his car and a crime is gonna go unpunished, leaving a victim with no one to pay for his injuries.

And if my car was in an unrelated accident but just happened to fit those criteria, you could use that as evidence against me (and not only that, but then stop trying to solve the crime because you’ve assumed the perpetrator.) It ALWAYS goes both ways. If the only way you can solve a crime is by violating people’s privacy without a warrant, maybe don’t be a cop.

Cops are seen as bad guys because people like you argue for why rights shouldn’t apply to people, and making you get a warrant (aka doing your job) is seen as interfering with a crime.

The worst part is, it is stupidly easy to get warrants here in the US, but the cops WILL make your life miserable if you make them get one.

Hey man, I’m future you. I here to give past me a warning. You keep looking like a complete fool and when you look for evidence to support your false claims, it turns out you were wrong the whole time, so you built a time machine to stop yourself. Anyway, the warning is to only use 1.11 Jiggawatts, as you miss the return time to stop yourself from looking foolish by about a day. Good luck!