You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.
ghost riding the apocalypse cuz there’s no way off this ride
You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.
Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.
Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?
Limitless only for the same visit. 1 customer per reaction.
No repeat visits or sharing allowed!
Look up how to quickly disconnect the batteries before you go hunting, so you can do that before you get them home.
How are they supposed to make the unimaginably big number go up ever faster if they’re not taking all they can from everyone at once?
It’s an optimization problem. Their fiduciary responsibility and raison d’etre is to solve it.
Pretty sure ol Pooty was just telling that caller in and anyone involved that they’re about to fall out a window or spend some quality time in a labor camp.
That look, those facial gymnastics, those words. He was pissed.
Hope they get away with it. Fuck that asshole.
Isn’t that basically what happens every time politicians tell people to vote against their own interests and say it’s “to protect the children?”
That baby smell triggers oxytocin which acts similar to the reward chemicals someone might get from drugs but also kicks off tribalistic reactions in the human brain.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3029708/
Baby smells get you high and promote warlike behavior and ethnocentrism.
No. Did you? I was replying to every parent comment above mine.
“about to be out of a job”
“will be hired by Google, Microsoft and other companies within minutes.”
“I’m sure MS would love to grab a few more.”
All seemed to ignore the context quoted from the letter and may as well have been responding solely based on the headline alone. The employees clearly stated they already have an active offer in place.
Dude, it literally says that right in the letter…
Microsoft has assured us that there are positions for all OpenAl employees at this new subsidiary should we choose to join.
Did you not even read it?
It’s a mild scam. More like chain letters used to be than Amway or something with a structure putting a bunch of wealth in the hands of one person. But, you’re right. It’s stupid, even if mostly harmless.
Is THIS why he renamed Twitter?! WTF do I press to doubt now?!
Can we do some more CEOs and bankers, now? Start a trend. Keep the ball rolling. Puhleeeze.
A fever is a symptom and similarly it is one that must be treated directly to save the life of the patient.
Cuz it had dropped to the floor from a scathing limerick possibly involving a sweater?
Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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